What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 12:25
No go.
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
How do you fight the push and pull (manipulation) tactic if you want to win him?
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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I gave him everything. He said he loved me. Why?
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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share office space ...
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do men like women gold diggers?
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Any straight men had a gay experience in the past? What was it and how did you feel?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...